Hi! I am The Dopefish, previously named Elmo 3000 but then I figured I would never become successful if my name was a copyrighted character, so I changed it to… a different copyrighted character – those Apogee/id Software/Whoever the hell even owns Commander Keen these days people seem cool, they’re probably fine with it, right?

Anyway, I love Commander Keen, Earthbound, Tales of Symphonia, Killer7, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Life is Strange, Ivy the Kiwi, Super Smash Bros: Melee, and using hyphens where semi-colons are supposed to be. I love video games, I love writing about video games, and I hope you enjoy looking around. Please consider donating to my Patreon if I ever get the confidence in my work necessary to create a Patreon account.

Articles: Long-winded rambles about games or game companies or happenings in the industry.

Game Wars: I take two similar-ish games and compare them to see which is better.

Reviews: I review video games. Original, ain’t it?

Update: I found the confidence in my work necessary to create a Patreon account! Please support me at https://www.patreon.com/TheDopefish if you can.